Fallout Shelter came out not too long ago and I keep seeing it pop up on Steam, which tempts me until I remember the best part about the Fallout games for me is the gun fights…
It is a great series of games though. Cooler still is the amount of merchandise that’s out there. Take a peek at these Fallout Bobbleheads you wouldn’t want to miss, then have a look and see what other Fallout merchandise we’ve found to help you spread your love to the unanointed?
1. Fallout Monopoly: Finance For The Whole Family!!
Source: amazon.com
I mean, I say fun. All really depends on the type of family yours is and whether or not you collect cash when you land on free parking. (Why wouldn’t you?)
Get the Fallout Monopoly on amazon.com
2. Pack Up Your Lunchables In A Fallout Tin Tote
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It’s just like the ones that can be found in the game, but with food in it, you can actually eat if you’ve put it in there before you open it.
Get the Fallout Lunchbox on amazon.com
3. Stay Haute Couture Next Winter In This Vault 111 Hoodie
Source: thinkgeek.com
Or if you’re cold blooded like I am, why wait until then? Turn around and look in the mirror; it looks amazing on you.
Get the Lunchbox Hoodie on thinkgeek.com
4. Keep Your Coins Close In This Power Armor Helmet Piggybank
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And your notes closer, in the previously mentioned tin tote. All bases are covered and it’s safer than it’d be in the bank these days.
Get the Fallout Piggybank on amazon.com
5. Cuddly Fallout Merchandise: A Dogmeat Plush To Be Your Companion For Life
Source: thinkgeek.com
Did you really expect me to trade a cute, obedient dog in for a robot with dad jokes? Hell to the no. Dogmeat is all that matters to me. Above any of your settlements. WE WILL DIE AS ONE. (And I shall cuddle him.)
Get the Fallout Dogmeat Plush on thinkgeek.com
6. This Fallout T-Shirt Shows Just What Us Girls Are Capable Of
Source: zazzle.com
The guns will actually work when unwarranted cat calls are thrown our way as well. You think that’d end in a post-apocalyptic world…
Get the Fallout Parody Shirt on zazzle.com
7. Take Your Thermos To Work In A Vault 111 Backpack
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Roomy enough for that and your notebook, strapping it on could have you playing make believe with yourself within seconds. Until you’re given the side eye on your commute. Spoilsports.
Get the Fallout Backpack on amazon.com
8. Deadpool?? I Think You’re On The Wrong Garment, This Is A Fallout Shirt
Source: teepublic.com
But I have to admit, you do look mighty fine for an obnoxious troll. Way better than Wolverine. No matter what you mix with Deadpool, you just can’t go wrong with Deadpool stuff.
Get the Fallout Deadpool Shirt on teepublic.com
9. Store Your Cards In A Fallout Wallet
Source: amazon.com
Just consider it a contingency plan. When the banks shut down (already happened) and the market crashes (…also happened) you’ll have three whole bucks, an old receipt, and a Starbucks loyalty card to barter with.
Get the Fallout Wallet on amazon.com
10. Why Not Nom Your Breakfast From This Fallout 4 Cereal Bowl?
Source: thinkgeek.com
The idea of Sugar Bombs tingles me and it’s 5.30 in the afternoon. That’s how good cereal is, and for some reason, when eaten from this bowl it tastes soo much better.
Get the Fallout Cereal Bowl on thinkgeek.com
11. Eat, Sleep And Science With Your Notebook In This Fallout Laptop Case
Source: teepublic.com
Any combination of the three will do, really. I hear Newton discovered gravity not with an apple, but in the middle of a dream about cake.
Get the Fallout Laptop Case on teepublic.com
12. Take A Quantum Leap In This All-Over-Print Fallout T-Shirt
Source: rageon.com
And do it in style, flexing your pecs (and/or your boobs) to make her face move in a variety of different ways. Fun for most of the family.
Get the Fallout Shirt on rageon.com
13. Love The Music Of Fallout? The Official Fallout Soundtrack Should Do The Trick For You
Source: amazon.com
The question isn’t only what collection is cooler: Fallout Merchandise or BioShock merchandise? I’m also not too sure which game would win in a battle of soundtracks between Fallout and Bioshock, but I do know whenever a big band song comes on, I’m in heaven.
Get the Fallout Vinyl Soundtrack on amazon.com
14. Tuck Yourself In With A Fallout Blanket
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Your mom thinks you’re special because you are, honey. Because nobody has a blanket quite like this yet and we all want to be the first.
Get the Fallout Blanket on rageon.com
15. Forget Netflix When A Mentats Tee Is In Town
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Fallout merchandise that also brings you a nice, drug-pushing message? If I said yes, would you hold the Mentats against me (my mouth)?
Get the Fallout Shirt on teepublic.com
16. This Personal Pip-Boy Replica LEGIT Works
Source: thinkgeek.com
That’s right, friends and vault-neighbors. You can get your hands on your own Pip-Boy. For her pleasure. You can play music on it, take calls, or teleport. (Well you can!)
Get the Pip-Boy Replica on thinkgeek.com
17. Get Some Fizz On Your Body By Wearing A Nuka-Cola Shirt
Source: amazon.com
Officially licensed Fallout Merchandise, I’m pretty sure you won’t find as neat a vintage-look Fallout top as this one. Red, Sir, is definitely your color.
Get the Nuka Cola Shirt on amazon.com
18. Dress Up Your Walls With This Nuka-Cola Blaster And Mount
Source: amazon.com
This blaster could an awesome addition to your zombie survival kit. Its design is taken from the actual ads from the video game, which makes it a replica you sincerely don’t want to miss out on.
Get the Nuka Cola Blaster on amazon.com
19. Monopoly Not Your Thing? How About A Game Of Fallout Yahtzee?
Source: amazon.com
The dice holder could even come in handy on a spike outside your house. You know, just to show the neighbors what you’re capable of when you’re really inside playing games.
Get the Fallout Yahtzee on amazon.com
20. Fallout 4’s Pulp Fiction Collection Now Exists As A Poster
Source: amazon.com
The book covers are a barrel of laughs a second. While the Tesla one was my favorite of them all, Coiffe massively appealed to my narcissistic sensibilities. You can’t go wrong with some cool video game wall art.
Get the Fallout Compilation Poster on amazon.com
21. Back To The Fallout Tote Bag
Source: weheartgeeks.com
Marty McFly was the voice of a generation, and now he gets to be the voice of a generation 320 years into the future. Man, doesn’t it make you just want to cry with joy?
