Unfortunately, we can’t technically report our own findings to him. It would be too easy to lie and say you’ve been naughty when you’ve been nice, like me; a person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word naughty or, indeed, nice. Hallmark makes the best holiday decorations for geeks, and it’s really cool to see what they churn out year after year with their Star Wars and Nightmare Before Christmas ornaments. I do want to know how much is in Jack’s sleigh here, though. And whether or not he has any fake blood or glow in the dark bats. I’d be asking for a friend.
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