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After a hipster stint of living in Greenpoint and listening to Bon Iver’s greatest hits from the one album anyone remembers, Peter Parker has returned to his rightful home of Queens to serve and protect its people. He’s been stopping crime and being bought churros by old ladies after the fact. Ha! And people wonder what’s in it for superheroes or what they get out of it. Sugary goodness if you’re Spidey, I think you’ll find. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain. And also lycra, like some of these superhero compression shirts.
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