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At this point, it’s a choose-your-own-adventure. What will happen today? Will Cartman poop on your desk? Will you join his ginger revolution? Forcibly crash the Special Olympics? Become a borderline Nazi for Mel Gibson? So many of those things could happen if you don’t respect Cartman. He might even sing a song about your mom. If you do respect him, though, he’ll be too distracted by tormenting those who don’t to make your life a living hell. And to be honest? It’s neat that the fat character is the bad guy for a change.
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