I mean, I say scary. He was never really scary (only frustrating, and only in going up against him) but compared to this plush version of him, a tiny kitten with long whiskers, mewing into its bowl of food is scary. (Sure, you can watch it sixty times, but come back when you’re done!) A plush armored-dillo is precisely what you need this Christmas-slash-birthday-slash-random day of the year. He’ll damn well sure chase away those Predator action figures.
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