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Genuinely, the stuff that Kratos’s axe has seen would make the least squeamish of horror movie enthusiasts cringe. Because of its part in the murder, death, blood, and gore of many-a-soul, the stories it would be able to tell you, while horrifying, would be really interesting. It would be able to dish all the gossip on Kratos himself. Does he sleep? How does he sleep? If he has bad dreams about the family he killed every night, surely he must sleep. And if he does sleep, we repeat: HOW? Sigh. We guess axeing questions in a funny God of War shirt never hurt anybody.
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