Get this highly detailed Blastoise action figure on amazon.com
He looks scarier than he actually is, does Blastoise. He can’t be all that if he’s descended from the adorably dull Squirtle. I’m too mean to him, but it’s with love. It’s like the way I’m mean to Hufflepuffs and that’s because I love them from the bottom of my cold, dead, Gryffindor fire-type heart. These Pokemon action figures look so much like the actual Pokemon that it makes me want to literally collect them all the way I did in the days where shoplifting Pokemon cards from the market was a weekend activity. (Yes, the same days when Tamagotchi’s pooped during church services). I’m a dedicated geek.
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