Generally, my personal advice in life is to always be the unicorn and never the ass, but the only way this can be any better is if you combine a unicorn and a weapon. OH WAIT. Fortnight did that with the rainbow unicorn smasher and what a pickaxe it is. I would argue that every pickaxe should be just like this one, but then I’m also the girl that, before Paladins went ahead and drove away half of its audience, spent a lot trying to get a damn unicorn mount. What do I know?
Fellow unicorn lovers, we have some unicorns barfing rainbows and angry unicorns just for you. Because why wouldn’t we?
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