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If it came down to choosing between Slurp Juice and Gatorade, I’d say it would be one of the most difficult of choices you’d ever have to make in your life. Or… this round of Fortnite. The two these days might as well be the same thing and as much as I like the energy I get from Gatorade to stay up and play video games, it’s the Slurp Juice that keeps me from, oh I don’t know, losing to 13-year-old boys. (No, I’m not over it and yes, I realize the majority of gamers these days are 13). Back when I was 13, we had Ocarina of Time. (As displayed in these awesome Legend of Zelda posters).
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