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While Cersei sits on a throne of lies and Dany has her rightful place with the iron throne, Santa is more than happy to chill out on his throne made of candy canes. He’s fat because he can literally eat his chair and he doesn’t have to leave the house for 364 days (365 on Leap Years). You have to envy him a little. Every movie or TV show he’s appeared in over the years has paid for his plush lifestyle, so he just gets his elves to work for him. (Wouldn’t Tyrion make a badass Christmas elf?)
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