All true Pastafarians know that we have to work hard to get the world to take us seriously. It’s not fair, but the “truth” has never been popular. Hoping to remedy this terrible situation to some degree, we have put together this short list from which you may select your favorite Pastafarians Gift for that favorite Flying Spaghetti Monster devotee. These all blend smoothly with our new rallying cry: “We NEED to be Committed!”
1. The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is A Must For Any Serious Pastafarian
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How can you tell the prayers without a program? And how can you know the true message of the Flying Spaghetti Monster without this Pastafarian “Bible?” All you need to know, and a whole lot more, is here for the avid FSM disciple.
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2. This T-Shirt That Brings The Spaghetti Monster To Live In Vivid Color
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If this image doesn’t say it, nothing will. Wear your t-shirt and no one will doubt your commitment to the Flying Spaghetti Monster again!
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3. Giving Her This Flying Spaghetti Monster Necklace Is Like Putting The Ring On Her Finger!
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Show her how much the FSM has changed your life by putting one of these around her neck. She will really know how dedicated you are to being committed now!
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4. This Delicious Flying Spaghetti Monster Poster Offers Everyone A Taste Of The Truth
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Great gift for all your college or high school kids to show what they are really made out of! They can proudly display that they are true Ramen Pastafarians with these yummy Spaghetti Monster prints.
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5. The Perfect Pastafarian Shirt Design For Every Proud Flying Spaghetti Monster Follower
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Oodles of Noodleful This Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt is especially designed to appeal to devotees and the uninitiated as well. Proudly wear your Pastafarians Gift T-Shirt everywhere!
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6. This Flying Spaghetti Monster Knitted Hat For The Truly Committed
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We love these hats for FSM coffee clutch groups, University fraternities and sorority groups, etc. And perfect for protests on the Supreme Court Steps!
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7. This Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt Emphasizes Our Love Offerings Of Parmesan For His Noodliness
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What can stop us now from being fully committed? These Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirts make it undeniable!
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8. This Flying Spaghetti Monster Gift Car Emblem That Helps Spreading Our “Faith”
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Display your dedication literally everywhere you go with this great car emblem! Show off your NEED to be committed!
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9. This Very Special Bronze Flying Spaghetti Monster Ring & Pendant Set Proves Your NEED To Be Committed
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This stunning set might be especially appropriate for those high priests or priestesses among Pastafarians.
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10. This Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt Best For Pastafarians Involved In Making New Disciples
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You just have to open your heart and mind and believe. There are many others who long to be committed with us!
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11. A Beautiful Flying Spaghetti Monster Painting To Display Proudly Anywhere!
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If you truly want others to believe in the FSM, then display this painting of His Noodliness so that all can see Him in the fullness of His grandeur!
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12. Show Just How Lovable The Flying Spaghetti Monster Really Is With This Knitted & Crocheted FSM
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It also makes a great Flying Spaghetti Monster gift, especially for Grandma or Grandpa! Give them out in Pastafarian nursing homes!
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13. We Love This Flying Spaghetti Monster Mug With The Pastafarian Chant: “Parmesan Be Upon Him”
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This mug makes the ideal Flying Spaghetti Monster gift for anyone who seems uncertain about their NEED to be committed.
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14. This Awesome Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt With A Blessed Image
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Great for Pastafarian summer camp prizes or welcome gifts for new students in FSM private schools. Helps to induce the “I NEED to be committed!” attitude early.
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15. This Flying Spaghetti Monster- “Touched By His Noodly Appendage” Poster is for the Full-FSM Gospel Devotee
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For those disciples that believe that the full power of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is available for us today, this is the exact right Pastafarians poster.
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16. We Can Just Envision This Flying Spaghetti Monster Vinyl Car Decal on “Church” Busses Everywhere!
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Just imagine busses full of those who are completely committed, with this durable FSM logo in custom sizes splashed across the outside! The Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal would also look great on your Laptop.
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17. Just Can’t Have Enough Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirts! Parmesan Be Upon Him
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We envision these T-Shirts dolling up those committed Flying Spaghetti Monster followers in the streets and public rallies everywhere!
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18. Our Imagination Runs Wild Over This Amazing Flying Spaghetti Monster Flask Bottle!
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Just think of every FSM high priest or priestess always having Flying Spaghetti Monster Holy Water readily available for every NEED!
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19. Got A Serious FSM Follower In Your Family? This Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt Are Just The Thing For Him/Her!
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Pastafarians know they NEED to be committed more than anyone else. Why not proudly wear these statement T-Shirts to emphasise that NEED!
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20. We feel That These Flying Spaghetti Monster Lapel Pins Say It With Real Class!
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Every Pastafarian businessman or clergyman should gladly wear one of these Flying Spaghetti Monster lapel pins to show his understanding of his NEED to be committed!
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21. This Flying Spaghetti Monster Tank Top Really Gets The Message Out There!
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This Flying Spaghetti Monster Tank Top is a great and stylish way to casually showcase your commitment to the FSM.
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22. This Four-Tone Presidential Inspired Flying Spaghetti Monster Poster
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A great Flying Spaghetti Monster poster that has the nostalgic feel of historical movements of other eras. Links Pastafarians proudly to previous presidential movements!
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23. This “Amazing Stories Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster” Paperback Says It All
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Want to know what everyone is saying about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? From intellectual forums to celebrity rants and endorsements, this is the book for you!
